Dizzy Gillespie – Land Of Milk and Honey
Dizzy Gillespie – Land Of Milk and Honey, from album Dizzy’s Party released in 1976.
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Chet Atkins – Honey written by Gillespie, Whiting, Simons (New Version)
Honey – written by Gillespie, Whiting, Simons Performed by Chet Atkins (New Version) Chet Atkins – guitar with accompanyment Recorded from a Black RCA Victor…
Does anyone have a recipe for Greg Gillespies chicken in white wine sauce? I would absolutely love to have that recipe, and also if anyone has his recipe for Greggs Honey Ginger Chicken, I would like to try that one also. Thanks in advance to everyone!!
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singing scream tips? I’m starting a band and I want do sing/scream vocals.The sound I’m kind of going for is Shane told(silverstein) and Aaron Gillespie(the almost & underoath) but with the depth and heavist of Spencer Chamberlain(underoath).I don’t want to copy them I just kind what to throw in the favorite parts of their vocals.any way my question is how to sing scream tip?I have an alto voice.
Help me write a song about diabetes? I need to write a song about diabetes for my health class which is stupid. Please help.
Nah, Have fun with it, with Glee and the whole “mash-up” craze, take a song like Sugar, Honey Honey (I don’t know the actual name) Pour Some Sugar on Me, Sweet Thing, or that sarah mclaughlin song that sings something like, your love is better than ice cream..and then take something like Stop in the Name of Love or Would I lie to You (if you wanted to put a media’s pushing unhealthy products spin on it) or just take the “No!” part of No Sleep til’ Brooklyn and download a simple track mixing software and cut your own funny song.If you need a more serious approach, since your teacher chose the media music, write a song that just sings about the contribution to music that famous musicians with diabetes have made:- Brad Wilk – Drummer (Rage Against the Machine; Audioslave)- Jared Weeks – Singer (Saving Abel)- Crystal Bowersox – Singer (American Idol Contestant)- Nat Adderley – Jazz Musician- Syd Barrett- Singer (Pink Floyd)- Danny Joe Brown – Singer (Molly Hatchet)- James Brown – ‘The Godfather of Soul’- Johnny Cash – ‘The Man in Black’- Mark Collie – Country Singer- David Crosby – Singer (Crosby, Stills, and Nash)- Miles Davis – Jazz Musician- Johnny Darrell – Country music singer- Phife Dawg – Rapper (A Tribe Called Quest)- Mama Cass Elliott – Singer (Mamas and the Papas)- Ella Fitzgerald – Singer- Mick Fleetwood – Musician (Fleetwood Mac)- Aretha Franklin – ‘The Queen of Soul’- Melvin Franklin – Singer- Jerry Garcia – Singer, Musician (Grateful Dead)- Dizzy Gillespie – Jazz Musician- Shirley Horn – Grammy-winning Jazz singer and pianist- Marvin Isley – Singer (The Isley Brothers- Mahalia Jackson – Gospel Singer- Rick James – Singer (“Super Freak” Funk Legend)- Waylon Jennings – Country Singer- Herbert Kahury (“Tiny Tim”) – Singer- B.B. King – Blues Singer and Musician- Patty LaBelle – Soul singer- Peggy Lee – Jazz singer, Grammy winner- Tommy Lee – Drummer (Motley Crue)- Curtis Mayfield – Soul singer- Bret Michaels – Singer (Poison)- Elvis Presley – Singer and guitarist- Jessica Stone – Singer and Actress- Neil Young – Singer and guitarist- Gary Valenciano – Philipinno singer- Luther Vandross – Singer- Norman Whitfield – Grammy winning R&B songwriter and record producer- Nick Jonas – Singer and Guitarist (the Jonas Brothers)- Elliot Yamin – SingerOr a song about any of these famous people who have already died because of diabetes:nndb.com/lists/342/000069135/
anybody got some good funny jokes?
My sister told me this:Did you hear about the dyslexic guy that wanted a drink so he walked into. a bra. (i added, ‘reckon he got kuffed?)The dyslexic devil worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa..
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What mustwe do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?” After a long silence, one of the men in attendanceraised his hand and said: “Sin?”
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?” She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher. ” What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?they both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo.A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington DC. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened?” What’s the hold up?” “Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom.Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”The driver asks, “On average how much is everyone giving?” Men are like.1. Men are like .Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.6. Men are like . Commercials . You can’t believe a word they say.7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.8. Men are like . Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.10. Men are like . Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like . Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world.He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him . so he says he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can’t play.A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.Another guy walks up with a trumpet, The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.”Ha!”, the man says, “Can’t you play it?”The octopus looks up at the man and says “Play it? I’m going to screw it as soon as I get its pyjamas off.” A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her.She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.Well, now she’s angry!She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head.The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it!!””Shut up,” she says, “You’re next.” What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours, they saw a sign that said “Disneyland left.” So they turned around and went home.What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?You always hear about them but never see them.What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?Oh,look, Daddy.doughnut seeds! Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?Because it said concentrate.Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?They think their picture is being taken.How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.Why can’t blondes dial 911?They can’t find the 11 on the phone.What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?Run, she’s got a grenade in her mouth!How can you tell if a blonde’s been using your computer?There is white-out all over the monitor.Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.A blonde and a brunnette were walking outside when the brunnette said,”Oh, look at the dead bird.” The blonde looked skyward and said, “Where? Where?”How do you drown a blonde?Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?You have to hollow out the head.How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?Shine a flashlight in her ear.Hear about the blonde who got an AM radio?Took her a month to figure out she could play it at night.What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey team?They drowned during spring training.What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?”Duh! Look! They spelled Macy’s wrong!”How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?Tell her a joke on Tuesday.A Blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.”The brunette says, ”Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.”A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.The doctor examined her and said, ”You have acute appendicitis.”The blond yelled at the doctor.”I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!” Two blonde guys are out hitchhiking without having any luck. One of them suggests they split up, maybe they’ll have better luck getting a ride. One walks a mile up the road, an hour later the guy sees his friend driving a brand new sportscar. “Hop in” he says to his friend. “Where did you get the car?” he says. “Well after you took a walk up the road, a sexy girl comes by in this car, and I get in, then she drives off the highway onto a dirt road, then she peels off all her clothes and says “Take whatever you want!” The other guy says “You made the right choice, her clothes probably wouldn’t fit you anyway” Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.Little Jimmy stood up, alone.Mrs. White said, “Jimmy, do you really think you’re stupid?””No,” Jimmy said. “But I didn’t want you standing up there alone.”
not nessesarily a joke but its a funny remark:when someone is talking about a placesay “oh yeah! ive spent a month there one night”
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron. He turned to her and said,”This is a special day, I’m celebrating”. What a coincidence,” said the woman “I’m celebrating too”. She in turn asked him what he was celebrating. “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile”.”What a coincidence, the woman said.”My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?” she asked.” I switched cocks,” he replied.
I know a dyslexic magician.He pulled a hat out of a rabbit.. the rabbit now bounces funny.Did you hear about the Hebrew magician. he pulled a rabbi out of a hat .